CRAZED CATS: WHICH ORDER, AND HOW
Go in this order. Each guide below was cleared with Crazed Cats from the stages above it, never one from further down, so every Crazed Cat you win makes the next stage easier. Crazed Axe comes last: its guide says so.
- 1
WINSThe Crazed Cat Dark Souls
3rd & 26th of every month
THE WALL2,400,000 HP and 7,880-damage area hits, out the moment you scratch the base.
THE PLANChip him with a Bahamut stack and let it die on him, then rotate three cheap walls until the base falls.
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Crazed Cat - 2
WINSThe Crazed Tank Absolute Defense
6th & 27th of every month
THE WALLSlow on his own. The Gories, Owlbrows and Duches walking with him are what end runs.
THE PLANBank money through the escort, then let Cat CPU cycle five cheap meatshields with Eraser Cat in front while Dragons and Bahamut outrange his 390.
BRINGS
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Crazed Macho Cat
Crazed Tank Cat - 3
WINSThe Crazed Cow Head Shaker
15th & 27th of every month
THE WALLOne Cow at first. At 99% base HP, 31 more pour out at once.
THE PLANSeven cheap meatshields, area attackers behind them, Sniper and Cat CPU, no Rich Cat. Survive the first 31 Cows and you've won.
BRINGS
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Crazed Wall CatCrazed Macho Cat
Crazed Cow Cat - 4
WINSThe Crazed Fish Fish Hell
21st & 26th of every month
THE WALLThe Crazed Fish come in groups all fight long, but the real boss is a Super Metal Hippoe.
THE PLANBring a Critical hitter and a level 30 Crazed Bahamut, keep the fight on your side, then let the CPU and the crits grind the Hippoe down.
BRINGS
Full guide →Crazed Wall CatCrazed Macho Cat
Crazed Fish Cat - 5
WINSThe Crazed Titan Crazy Cats
27th & 28th of every month
THE WALL2,560,000 HP, five knockbacks, and a 15% chance on every hit to fire a level 7 Wave.
THE PLANIt's luck, so plan for retries: keep a run once you've knocked him back three times and continue near 30%. An Octopus Cat removes the luck.
BRINGS
Full guide →Crazed Macho CatCrazed Wall Cat
Crazed Whale Cat
Crazed Titan Cat - 6
WINSThe Crazed Lizard Mammals?
24th & 27th of every month
THE WALLThree Crazed Lizards with 755 range and 600,000 HP each, behind waves of Ottas.
THE PLANFour meatshields and Macho Legs hold the Ottas. In each gap send the Titans, the only units that reach the Lizards.
BRINGS
Full guide →Crazed Macho CatCrazed Wall CatCrazed Whale Cat
Crazed M. Titan Cat
Crazed Lizard Cat - 7
WINSThe Crazed Gross Festival Gross
12th & 26th of every month
THE WALLOnly 120,000 HP, but every hit he lands sets off a Wave that tears through a meatshield wall.
THE PLANNo wall at all: send the ranged group first and grow the clump until each Gross is knocked back before he swings.
BRINGS
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Crazed Dragon CatCrazed Whale CatCrazed M. Titan Cat
Crazed Gross Cat - 8
WINSThe Crazed Bird Flappy Cat
18th & 28th of every month
THE WALL640 range, out of reach of a no-gacha box. The Rain D. and Bore that come with it are the real fight.
THE PLANStall it with Crazed Macho and Crazed Wall, lure each Rain D. to your base, send everything at each Bore, and never chase the Bird.
BRINGS
Full guide →Crazed Macho CatCrazed Wall CatCrazed Whale Cat
Crazed Sexy Legs CatCrazed Dragon CatCrazed M. Titan Cat
Crazed Bird Cat - 9
WINSThe Crazed Axe Berserk
9th & 28th of every month
THE WALLFreezing area hits from the first second, and from 1:13 Shy Boys at 900% strength.
THE PLANStall him with Crazed Walls, build a Dragon stack, and send Bahamut and Holy Valkyrie on the second Shy Boy. Save it for last.
BRINGS
Full guide →Crazed Macho CatCrazed Wall CatCrazed Whale CatCrazed Dragon Cat
Crazed Axe Cat
WHAT EACH CRAZED CAT DOES AFTERWARDS
How often the other eight clears above used it, and for what.
Crazed Macho Cat in 7 of 8 clears wall · stall Crazed Wall Cat in 6 of 8 clears wall · stall Crazed Whale Cat in 5 of 8 clears tank · Otta killer · melee · vs Bore · anti-Red Crazed M. Titan Cat in 3 of 8 clears hits the Lizards · melee · vs Rain D. + chip Crazed Dragon Cat in 3 of 8 clears ranged · vs Rain D. · outranges Crazed Sexy Legs Cat in 1 of 8 clears vs Rain D. 
Crazed Giraffe Cat not used in the other clears 
Crazed UFO Cat not used in the other clears 
Crazed Brave Cat not used in the other clears Deadly versions of the same fights. Clearing one unlocks that Crazed Cat's final form.
GUIDES Each plan is the short version of our full guide for that stage, written from a narrated no-gacha clear. Schedule from the Battle Cats Wiki's event feed; drops and the Manic stages from its Crazed Cat Stages page.